You Are a Scary Snort!

You are not my mother if you are going to take a picture of me attempting for the first time to lift my head off this damn playmat.  You are not my mother if you are going to flop on the floor and put that freakin’ camera up in my angry face and snap another photo of me wallowing in all this misery and angst and frustration.  You are not my mother if you think this is funny.

And you are most definitely not my mother if you think I’m going to allow you to put this stinkin’ photo on the internet in your blog.

You are not my mother.  You are a scary snort.

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